You can now smooch your favorite Dead By Daylight killers for under a dollar, as dating sim spinoff hits its lowest price ever

If I had to describe my taste in women, I'd simply direct you to the old Johnny Bravo quote: "Mama warned me about women like you. I was hoping she was right." That, or Spike Spiegel's classic: "I love a woman who can kick my ass." I know what I am, which is why Hooked on You: A Dead by Daylight Dating Sim resonates with me on a spiritual level. The hilariously quirky DBD spinoff may be a major departure from its squeamish horror game sibling, but it's also some of the most fun I've had with the franchise in a hot minute. If that's not enough to make your head turn, I've got one more pickup line up my sleeve: it's currently 90% off.

Dating sims are the lifeblood of any fandom. Valorant? Meet Amorant. Hunter X Hunter? Say hello to emo Cole Sprouse - I mean Chrollo Lucifer - in Tender Love and Care: A Leorio Dating Sim. While some rizz-centric sims are genuine, heartfelt attempts to fulfil the dream of laying down some serious game on your favorite characters, others love to take the piss to great comedic effect. Hooked on You straddles the line between both, which shouldn't come as a surprise seeing as it's developed by Psyop, the team behind that KFC dating sim.

Hooked on You stars The Trapper, The Wraith, The Huntress, and The Spirit, reimagining their traditional visages in a more conventionally attractive way with anime stylings. If you've ever wanted to feel the warm embrace of The Trapper, know that you'll feel especially safe wrapped up in his 50" arms. Seriously, bro is jacked. For those still rueing that we didn't get a Malevola romance route in Dispatch (hi), don't worry! Because muscle queen Huntress will more than fill that void.

If you're currently foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies, let me put you on. You can currently nab Hooked on You for its sale price of $0.99 / £0.69 by heading over to Steam.

As Danielle writes in her Hooked on You musings, "With hilarious jokes and Easter Eggs (what was that about "herbs and spices"?), as well as those numerous endings and possibilities, you'll no doubt want to play Hooked on You over and over to try your hand dating each of the currently available killers. Without saying too much, completing eight endings unlocks one final, secret ending that those begging for this game will no doubt want to explore." So, keep an eye out for that final serving of spice as you play.